i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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