He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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