are you still at the devil's house?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
