Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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