guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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