I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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