therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Less talking, more tequila
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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