It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
