She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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