once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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