Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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