i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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