she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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