She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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