Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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