erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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