Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So. Much. Porn.
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