Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
