i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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