Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you still have your period?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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