Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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