3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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