ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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