We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize