you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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