we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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