she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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