First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
COCAINE IS GR8
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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