Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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