Non-Jews are for practice
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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