You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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