He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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