Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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