Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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