we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
