she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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