Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you win again, gameday.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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