I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
