butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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