Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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