Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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