Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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