hotel room ftw
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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