I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
