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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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i will never coherently bang her
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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