I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I'm really busy with my period
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