are you so shy because you have an std?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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