I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need to sanitize my soul.
I could fuck to npr.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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