i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
smell my finger.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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