just come out here and I will go home with you...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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