I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Let's get the cat blown out
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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