"it" just moved
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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