try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
