We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You are a genius and a whore.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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