bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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