it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i've created a new STD.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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