Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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